Dreams and sorrow

(Source: vicforprez, via dirkception)

robotquest:

Yeah I’d agree with that

(Source: equalityandthecity)

ninejaallstar:

askgoldenatoms:

sushinfood:

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

bunbunxp:

Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me

Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.

Chan Li.

This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.

Chan Li needs more notes.

(Source: railmix, via sarcasticnuunsa)

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

(Source: brennablueskies, via ladymadhatter)

sarcasticnuunsa:

screeches-obnoxiously:

aleeyago:

candycornshrimps:

ducky9:

chilopawbi:

2 hours with Meenah. I’m fucking my patron.

Calliope for 6 hours…

Fucking my patron };)

10 hours with Tavros

THREE HOURS WITH DOC SCRATCH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Four hours with Feferi.

Can we not? Maybe? I’m not really into fucking but I suppose this setup could be worse.

10 hours in heaven with porrium fuck alllll yalllll

9 hours with Eridan… 

(Source: mrskurtcrawford)

risachantag:

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